MarkZ [Whiskey and Wisdom] (Uncut) 01-29-2025

Whiskey and Wisdom with MarkZ, MikeB, and Zester. 01/29/2025

John salutes your birthday. Happy birthday. That’s awesome.

I hate you didn’t make it for the singing. Well, no, you probably did that on purpose. Well played, sir.

Well played. Boy, like Jim Beam. I do like Jim Beam.

Why did I never think to do that for Whiskey and Wisdom anymore? It is the trace, amigos. Evan, that hearing was embarrassing. Savvy.

I hear him saying it once. Hello. Too tired to keep saying it.

Hello, barefoot. Gary is already on it and hilarious. Moose Heaven Russells, 10 years.

Wait, 10 years old. I think we should like post RV only drink whiskey that’s like 20 years or older. What do you guys think? Take a lot of money to go there.

Hello, Ms. Sharon. Beautiful misunderstanding. Yeah, we’ve got everybody else here.

They were actually, here’s a great time to deck on it. Trying to- I suckered you into that one. Yes, you did.

Mike was blowing his nose and I tried to get the camera on while he had the tissue. He was messing with me and that was well played, sir. He was like, all right, add me now, add me now, add me now.

So then it was like- Next time you do that, I’m just going to turn around and moon the screen. That’ll get us banned. Oh, wait a minute.

Sorry. I need a podcast called Champagne and Strawberries. Wait, are they chocolate covered? And then let’s see.

Yeah, I like that one. Soon we won’t have to worry about the money for food and whiskey. Maybe we can start getting together and do a brunch on the weekends.

Yeah. And it can be mimosas or something. Mimosas and misunderstandings.

There you go. I like that. I like that, except I’m not going to drink a mimosa because it’s a girl you drink.

That’s savvy. I like this one. Mark, if I drink whiskey, I’m taking your chair.

Can’t walk. Oh, yeah. Zester is wearing the shirt you made him, but, I mean, he missed the memo.

I told people earlier I was wearing this one. I was happy with my shirt that Coco made and so I was wearing it today. I had leftover steak.

I had the other half of my steak and cheese sub from lunch from Firehouse Subs. Yeah, I know. Don’t beat on me.

It was one of those days where it’s just too busy to take time to have a proper lunch. Wednesdays are that way. Oh, well.

It’s a good time, though. Timothy’s Jewmouse goes with pizza and perverts. Oh, wait a minute.

Where’s that one? Buffalo Trace. Wow. Pizza and perverts.

Sorry. Mickey Mouse for the icon. I don’t know.

Just messing with them. That was funny, though, Timothy. Why am I a pervert? Because I like sex.

Most people do. They just don’t admit it openly. I do.

Unless it’s like girls in the locker room are sitting having their martinis and whatever or they’re sipping on their whatever and then, it’s tough being around a group of women when they have a beverage and start talking about things like that. It makes the men blush. So Sharon over there, Sharon Gigi says, bottomless mimosas.

No, Sharon, I really think if we’re going to do a mimosa show, we should all be wearing pants. I really do think that would be, we should do that. It shouldn’t be more appropriate in public.

Yeah, yeah, more appropriate. Yeah, Gina, Mark, you’re spot on. Girls, definitely.

It’s like, Maverick, I’ve been a pervert all my life. There you go. As long as it was consenting adults, pervert away.

I don’t know why, though, your comment there, Mike, that mimosas are a girl’s drink. I feel like that’s a little sexist. I do, too.

I like a mimosa. I just, the orange juice gives me bad indigestion. If I feel spunky on a brunch, I might have a pineapple mimosa, just to feel altered.

G-H-E-Y. Okay, that’s all I have to say, G-H-E-Y. Mimosas, come on, guys.

I don’t like mimosas, but I’ve had them before. They’re not bad. They’re not.

All right, what’s the consensus, guys, here? Really cheap. I got to highlight one over here I saw, too. Yeah, vodka soda, vodka soda, vodka tonic.

Matt says he’s going to call in about halfway. He’s going to look for whenever we flounder and run out of information or run out of content, we’re not funny anymore. He’s going to sound off and tell the story, which, honestly, I’m kind of surprised he’s not already in here rescuing us, but whatever.

It’s Disney’s fault. Mom made us watch it every Sunday. Yeah, it was her time to get a break.

See, pineapple mimosas. The one I cannot figure out, and I will never understand why anyone drinks it, is a Bloody Mary. Why would someone look at tomato juice? I just can’t do it.

Why would someone look at tomato juice and be like, you know what we should do? We should add liquor. It could be worse because it could be Clamato, right? Steve Dorn was on my show last night. Steve’s like, I’m drinking Clamato.

I’m like, are you weird? What? Seriously? But yeah, that’s just one I can’t get. I don’t understand. I’m with you on that one.

I don’t get it. Old rounder, bro. I don’t drink.

I guess I’m in the wrong place. No, you’re in the perfect place because we need a responsible, designated driver. We will drink for you.

No problem. Yeah, Chanel Sharon’s suggesting topless mimosas. I could go for that.

There’s nothing stopping you from starting that podcast because you will get a lot of viewers. It would. I’m still dying.

Victoria, my man asked if I wanted a BBQ for Valentine’s Day. I said, big boy quickie. See, I tell you guys, you’re not as bad as women tell you you are in comparison.

They just love keeping us off balance, feeling like we’re the whatever. It’s a sick game they play, Mark. It’s a sick game.

But it’s not fair. They’re emotionally so far ahead of us. It’s like you and I showing up with modern technology during the Stone Age.

It’s just not fair. We don’t think that way. We’re never going to think that way.

And if we thought that way, we would have been a transportation secretary under the Biden administration. I mean, we don’t get over it. With plastic boobs feeding our baby that we adopted.

And if you’re asking us to remember something like you did wrong 20 years ago, we’re not. We’re not gonna remember what you did wrong last week. I mean, unless you remind us constantly.

By the way, if you did something wrong and we’re holding it against you, just lift your top for about 30 seconds and it’ll all be over. It’ll erase from our memory. You do realize with MIB, where they came up with that whole pen thing that wipes your memory.

They got that from women. The original version, see, they just took that effect and put it in a clicking pen. Oh, yeah? You’re really mad at me? I can’t go shopping? I’m not gonna get your credit card? Okay.

Here’s the credit card. Here’s the credit card. See, I mean, it really isn’t fair.

It really is not fair. They have a lot of advantages. They do.

They have a lot of advantages. I’m loving some of the comments. When it comes to man, five level chess is warranted.

I just, the problem is we don’t even know how to play checkers. We’re not even trying to play chess. We just like, can you just like, you know? We’re out here playing Uno and you guys are designing, you know, rocket ships.

Just not fair. Yeah. Women can play it.

No, I know they can. They play better than we do. That’s why it’s unfair.

But men are learning. It’s like picking on me and trying to get me in a foot race. I mean, come on.

Yeah. Christian, I love that one. See, yeah, screw checkers.

Connect four. Yeah. We need the games to be a little shorter for us.

Our attention spans. Oh, no topless mimosas online for me. Well, how about in a private chat, Sharon? Can we do a Zoom? Yeah, and our husband will show up.

We’ll do a Zoom. Just read all that out. Yeah, he doesn’t have to know.

It’s harmless. There’s hundreds of miles between us no matter what. Yeah.

Now, somebody tell me why Treebeards is banished again into the nethers of the Rumble sphere, but doesn’t show up, still doesn’t show up in the back. I’ve got so many of you guys that just continually get banned, kicked out, whatever, in the naughty room, but you don’t show up in the back office. And I’m a firm believer that they are starting to play the same games at Twitch that they’re playing at YouTube, just randomly picking some of you guys and just removing you, canceling your comments, just to piss you off so you’re mad at all of us instead of.

Yeah. Yeah, it could be. It very well be.

All right. Zester, Mark, I sent you both an email about Wyze accounts. Yes, I can’t help you.

I don’t really know enough and neither to see. I mean, they set up, they’re easy. I mean, what do you want to know? Yeah.

I’m not like a professional Wyze user. I use it. Diana at Mike Barapetz, aka Mark Zepetz.

Oh, see, see, see, see. If you’re using Wyze, I suggest you guys email Mike. No, I was going to suggest Diana at MikeBarapetz at gmail.com. MikeBarapetz at gmail.com. All right.

On the Wyze thing? Well, this guy up here, Zester, have him do it. By the way, you’re looking good tonight, Zester. Got a little something going underneath there that looks legit and clean.

You probably washed your face. Looks legit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I’ve been letting it go a little bit on the sides, but trying to keep the stash under control. I couldn’t grow really hardly any facial hair at all until I was about 40. It just does happen.

It grows in. It’s weird. I had kind of a baby face.

It took me a while. Guys, I’m going to have to start the, well, okay, not really start in the evening because we’re a quarter of the way into it, but Mike’s woman made the news again. It’s tough.

ICE has detention centers in every convenience store. AOC breaks down in tears to discover ICE detention centers at every convenience stores. I mean, they’re keeping them in cages, like they’re putting them in like these little boxes.

Yeah, yeah. They very often at night put a lock on it. They usually do in most places.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Depends on the neighborhood, but normally there’s a lock on it.

So like when I look at that, I mean, the inhumanity of it. Oh, the humanity? Yeah. That’s a legitimate question, Gary.

Yeah, God. I think she’s probably much smarter than anybody gives her credit and she’s playing a heck of a role. I mean, you can’t be that dumb.

You can’t. Yeah, I’ve had people tell me she’s an actress, that they hired her as an actress, so I don’t know, but all I’m saying, AOC, is you need a conservative guy to straighten you out. To change how you see the world.

To give you a new perspective. Yeah, a new perspective. Oh, let’s see back there.

Let’s see. I’m glad you approved. I’m glad some people hated it, Treebeards.

It is a conspiracy. They have something against the ants in the trees. Oh, I’m loving it.

No, Deb, AOC was a bartender prior to running for Congress. Hey, look, don’t beat on bartenders. Some of the smartest people in the world and some of the dumbest.

I mean, they come in all shades or intelligence or whatever. Yeah, I was a bartender back in the college days. I bet you were good at it.

I was exceptional at it. Gilbert Robinson used to pay me to fly around and open bars. It was really kind of cool for a short time.

Oh, I remember that. Yeah, you told me about that life. Then I started dating his mother and ruined that because she worked there.

But anyways, Kukla, no update today on Rod. We shared one last night. He joined and joined in chat and gave us an update.

Nothing to share today, though. Barefoot gypsy, she does on occasion, but she’s simply too big for the cat wall. She is, believe it or not, about twice the length of Zester’s cats.

He’s a hefty girl. I think Tino weighs just as much as Penny does. When he sits back on his back feet, he looks like a little kitty Buddha.

Yeah, I think he may, you know. Yeah, kitty Buddha. We may change his name to Tons of Love.

He’s on his way. He’s definitely the heaviest. He is definitely the heaviest.

I actually need to figure out something on his diet. Not that I don’t want him to be happy, but I want him to stick around for a long time. I want him to stick around.

You know, you can give AOC some credit. You can give AOC some credit. She got rid of Crowley, who was the representative from New York.

Crowley is a descendant of Alistair Crowley, one of the worst people that ever lived. So you got to give her some credit for running him out of Congress. So what kind of food does kitty Buddha eat? Kitty Buddha just started on a new weight management diet.

I’m glad I don’t live with you anymore. That’s pricey food. Hey, don’t worry.

I’m close enough, Pops. I can come over and lock up all the sweets and such. Yeah, unfortunately, I don’t have much of a sweet tooth.

Well, I say that, but now during the holidays, I’m definitely going to eat my dots and Christmas sweet tarts. But now I’m pretty much going to be sugar free until Easter when they get the little sweet tart chicks and hens. Come on, who doesn’t love those? Wish I could do that.

Why can’t you do that? I don’t know how healthy Penny is. I could. I just don’t have the willpower.

I don’t know if Penny’s going to make it or not, guys. He’s had a long day. To answer that last post, my birthday went great.

I got a really, really nice massage and I had a great time. Yeah, and then went out to the Bellagio Caviar Bar. Mark, you’ve been there with us before.

Yeah, wait. Isn’t that the piano bar? Piano bar. It’s actually a caviar bar with a piano player, but now the piano player is starting to get to know me and so is the major D. I’ve got her number now.

Is it the same like the older guy that was playing a lot of fun when we were there? Daniel Osborne is his name. He’s actually a fairly well-known, very well-known piano player. Yeah, he’s a good guy.

Major D gave me her number, so now I can text her if I want to come down. Very nice steak dinner. Really nice, relaxing evening and afternoon.

And then the next day, which was our actual birthday, Jem and Regina Mitchell had us over for some of Regina’s pizza, which is awesome. And I heard a cake with candles and the whole thing. A cake with candles and the whole thing.

It’s awesome. Delicious. Now, Xavier, I think Xavier may be pointing out some fake news that he saw on television, but I need you to read the comment and let me know.

Well, I will simply tell you that the cake said 56. That’s what the letter said on the cake. And nowhere near halfway to 130.

But Deb has an important question about your massage. I don’t want to know the answer. Just let’s wait, hurry.

Oh, you were talking about my mood when I walked out. It was pretty good. Yes.

Walk out with a big smile. I love this one. Roy, I have a dachshund puppy who keeps wanting to invade Poland.

They are like, they’re pretty stinking botsy. You know, little botsy, whatever. Of course, saying that word out loud.

Now, suddenly somebody’s going to tell me I’m a sympathizer and gave a salute of some sort. So I wonder if I do like a dad, like. Have you guys ever seen, what are they going to call that one? Have you guys seen the website cats that look like Hitler? It’s hilarious.

It’s got all these cats that look like Hitler. And they call them Kittlers. And there’s T-shirts.

Oh, it’s been around forever. And meanwhile, Hester and I are still getting up and working every day. Yeah, long hours.

And somebody’s making a fortune. Putting videos of cats that look like Hitler. I mean, what did I do wrong in life? I don’t know.

I don’t know. Sharon GG, I’m just telling you, you’re missing out on an opportunity here. I’m just telling you, Sharon.

Was he a nice guy, Mike? I never get massages from nails. Ever. Actually, no, she was Chinese.

It would have been funnier if you just said, no, he was Chinese. That would be a lie. But it would be funnier.

Not yours. Which Nader video? The second one, the one he dropped like two or three hours ago. The excited one.

Did he drop a new one? Because everybody was saying- US Treasury Secretary. Yeah, everybody was saying the previous one is from like two years ago or something. The problem is it checks out with so many other things.

Ah, wait a minute. Let’s see. Depending on how he sent this one.

No pizza tonight, Sharon. No, I think I’m going to order chili from Wendy’s or something. I don’t know what I’m going to do.

All right, this one might be a little fun. We have our own like, I think this is going to work. Bear with me, guys.

We may have a video to share momentarily. Hey, Deb from Sacramento, you be quiet in that chat. All right, don’t you be telling people the truth.

Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Stop this thing. It doesn’t want to listen. All right, bear with me.

Um, I’m not bringing in the video, but we have Roxy the squirrel here. This is one of our one of our own from the community. I love how they spin them around.

Wait a minute. Don’t look at me. Why are you looking at me? Quit looking at me.

Our own mascot for Matt. Hey, Matt, there’s Roxy. Oh, and there’s Regina.

Hey, yeah, the cake is delicious, Regina. We finished it up. Well, we didn’t finish it off, but we ate a couple more pieces.

It was delicious. Thank you. See, come on later.

Finishing up there and listen to all the feisty Canadian stories from last night. What what feisty Canadian stories? I don’t know, but I’m sure the labats and the moose head was flowing last night. Yeah.

Moose head. You ever had a moose head, Mark? Oh, yeah. It’s really good.

It’s it’s it’s it seems it’s weird how it’s a lot better when you put it in the freezer for about 10 minutes and then it’s even better. I don’t know why, but colder it is, the better it is. Wait, what’s this about? Fifty six again.

Fake news. Fake news. Mark is 56.

Right. I’m 57. And that’s actually factual.

Just like to point out that as long as I am aging, well, I would rather people be shocked. Like, oh, my God, you look great for your age. I just and I appreciate the lies, ladies.

I very much appreciate the lies. They’re not lies. It’s true.

You don’t look 57. You look, you know. Mike, I’m still not going home with you.

But I’ll meet you at the piano bar at the Bellagio. You know, I’m not going to say I’m not going to say you’re my buddy. But, you know, if I did have to spend 10 years in a Turkish prison, I would.

Again, I had to spend another 10 years in the Turkish prison. There you go. Yeah, I was a little Bats fan for my wife.

One of the Canadian cousins was in goal last night for the Toronto St. Paul. See, Matt, I could have worn my jersey. Let’s see.

It did have 8%. Oh, man, that’s kicking. The Bats.

The Bats. It’s time to get it. Who says go out to the Bats? The Bats.

Reading a few of these. So what do you guys want to get into tonight? I mean, we’ve got to wait a little while as Matt gets. I was going to say.

I saw I saw a really excellent movie the other night that I would recommend if you’re into the vampire thing at all. Horror movies is really excellent. It was not woke.

It was made this year. It’s called Nosferatu, which is it’s interesting. Oh, there it is.

Yeah, there’s the there’s a preview. It’s it’s it’s a tape on the Dracula story. And it’s really kind of well, you want to play? Just play the video there.

Mark. Yeah, I don’t have the audio, all that good stuff. And it was OK.

OK, well, instant copyright violation if I played it because I’m on YouTube. It’s pretty ridiculous that you get a copyright violation for playing a YouTube video on YouTube. But giving credit to where it goes, you’d think they’d be pretty excited.

Like, oh, look, they’re watching YouTube. They’re showing this so people go watch it. You’d think but.

But Nosferatu was basically a knockoff of Dracula. It was the first vampire movie ever made. Like in 1920, it started a guy named Matt Shrek, who played the vampire.

And they replaced, you know, Count Dracula with Count Orlok from Romania and all this stuff. And that was made. And then it was remade in the 1980s with Klaus Kinski.

And then it was again remade in twenty twenty four. And it’s basically exactly the same story as Dracula, except without some of the details. There’s no Brides of Dracula.

The solicitor is from Germany, not from England. And he’s trying to get back to Germany. And it’s this whole story.

But it’s interesting because the way they played the vampire, Orlok, was completely different than I’ve ever seen it before. He had this heavy Romanian accent and he spoke English and broke it. It was just really interesting and really different.

And it was the visuals were really creepy, really cool. And I would actually recommend the movie because it’s not woke. And the daughter, the character, the wife that, you know, that Count Orlok has an obsession over is actually Johnny Depp’s daughter, I guess.

So really, you know, if you’re sick of new films and, you know, you just want to watch something that’s not woke in any way, shape or form. Mark, can you believe this? I actually watched a movie where all the Romanian people were played by white people who look like Romanians. There were no black or Chinese Romanians.

I couldn’t believe it. It looked like people from Romania. And guys, I’m not saying that.

That would be like, I’m not saying anything ill, racist or whatever. It would be like me doing a film on, you know, ancient tribes from Africa and Mike and Zester and I playing the lead roles. Martin Luther King, the story starring.

Yeah, Martin Luther King and it’s me playing a me, Malcolm X. I mean, it’s just it’s so not accurate or historical. Yeah, I’m ready for just something to be what it is. And if you want to watch a scary movie, guys, you want to get your girl scared a little bit, make her watch.

All right, you can’t resist a little bit of fun. I know we’re supposed to just be like fun and whatever, but I’m a show. Hey, do ballooning credit card balances allow banks to create more Fiat digits? Yes.

Your debt when the bank loans you money is considered their asset. Your liability is their asset. When they have an asset, they are allowed to loan against it or they’re allowed to fractionalize more money or hypothecate more money under the old rules.

And Trump’s suspended those at the end of COVID. It used to be two percent. So let’s say you had a ten thousand dollars in credit card debt.

That means they could go in and 98 percent of that they could create is new money and loan it out. Meaning out of that, what’s what’s 98? So nine thousand eight hundred dollars. You got ten thousand eight.

Now they got another nine thousand eight hundred they can loan. They loan that to somebody. And then that person gets ninety eight hundred dollars in debt.

And then they can create like ninety six or ninety five and change off of that and do it over and over and over and over and over and over again. The nutshell is on the old rules, they used to have two percent. Now, why are they fighting? Basel and all those compliances, because then suddenly it’d be like 14, 15 percent, something crazy that they’d have to actually have for the money they loan.

But you’re reassuring takeaway from that is, on average, banks have somewhere between one and two percent of the money they claim to have of your money. So if there’s a run on the banks, somewhere between one and two percent of everybody is going to get their money and the rest. Well, you’re screwed.

Yeah, people don’t know this, but what actually creates money is your signature on the application, the loan application. And let’s say it’s for ten thousand dollars. You sign that they give you ten thousand dollars in credit, which to you is a debt, even though it’s not.

And then they take your application to the Federal Reserve Bank window. I don’t know. I hope not.

And they get ten times that amount, a hundred thousand dollars to go loan back out. Thanks to you taking a loan from them. So that is how money is created.

And here’s the thing. It’s all your money. That’s why that case, that fraud case that the guy just did is just a, this is the way they should rule is all correct.

And why you should be under the new system entitled to all. Yeah, the Moore versus Lyman. He actually took that from a case.

It just wasn’t a Supreme Court case. It was like a circuit court case or whatever. I mean, he was not wrong.

He was just presenting it as a different judge in a different court. As a basis for that. But the basis of that case is basic, is essentially correct.

And so every loan you’ve ever had, you should. If the new system, you know, using the N word that we can’t talk about and E word, if it really is, you’ll get all that money back times 10. So that’s what the plan should be.

It is. And it will become, that’s like your trust fund. Now, what they’re not going to tell you is that you’re actually worth billions upon billions of dollars.

You have 10 accounts at the Federal Reserve Bank, all 10 branches, and you’re worth 11, 12, 13 billion in each of them, depending on what year you were born in. So they’re not going to tell you that part because that would mess the whole system up if everybody found out they were actually rich and they were printing money out of our accounts at the Federal Reserve based on our birth certificate. I like this one.

Benton, not broken. I knew back in high school that we were in trouble when I was sleeping on my history text in class, but I aced the exam because I watched Westerns with my dad. See, back when TV was great.

How did RFK do today, Jr.? They really went after him. But of course, I mean, it’s like you really think Elizabeth Warren is going to outsmart Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Really? The one-on-one guys, that’s who you’re putting up against him? Yes. It was a joke, in all honesty, the vast majority of the hearing.

And it’s the funniest one that they’re going to go so hard after somebody who, in all honesty, has a lot of common beliefs with a lot of people that are voters on the left. Not the politicians on the left, but the voters on the left. And that’s not going to resonate well.

I mean, are they just desperately trying to remove their base or fracture their base, splinter their base, obliterate their base? It seems like they are. Vincent, am I going to follow the release of the JFK secured documents? Daggone Skippy. And at this point, what are we down to, 11 or 12 days? I don’t think there’s going to be.

One, Vincent, I don’t have the resources that some of the podcasting station like Redacted or some of those have. I don’t have an entire staff to help me read through all of them. So they’re probably going to be a little ahead of me.

There will be ones that will be highlighted. By the way, on the Nosferatu thing, there was a 1920 Nosferatu, which was the Dracula Bram Stoker’s estate, sued him and all that stuff. That’s a silent movie.

There was a remake in the 1980s with Klaus Kinski, which was really good, but a little slow. And then this is a 2024 remake. And the interesting thing is there was also a movie called, I don’t want to say Embrace the Vampire, because that’s a Melissa Milano movie, but it was something about the vampire and where Willem Dafoe played Max Schreck, the guy who played Nosferatu in the original 1920s.

It was about the making of that movie. And Max Schreck apparently actually thought he was Count Morlock and thought he was a vampire. So he was crazy.

And then it’s funny because Willem Dafoe is in this new 2024 Nosferatu remake playing the Van Helsing role, even though he’s a vampire. So a lot of cool stuff there. I would highly recommend the 2024.

I love this one. You have a staff. You have us.

Some project, you know. That’s true. That is what’s going to be fun, because you guys are going to rip through that information with me, and then we’re going to talk about it.

We’re going to compare what I read, what you read, all of those things. You made a good point. Thank you for the reality check.

Yeah, I mean, I’m anxious about this because I want to see how much of it supports my theories about the Kennedy assassination. And my guess is I’m going to be right again. Well, it’s been a rough year.

My dad passed away from a gallstone. I feel the doctors killed him when they could have helped him. I mean, medical malpractice, one of the biggest killers in the United States.

And that’s but I mean, it’s a catch 22. The doctors, they’re trying something. They’re giving an effort.

I mean, that’s a tough one, but it is. Yeah, there are doctors that just kind of they. In today’s world, they become they slap it on the ass.

That’s why they were seeing hospitals to deal with. They’re part of big medical groups. It’s not like they’re really connected to their community like they used to be, where you had the general practitioning doctor that saw your children, saw your family, saw three generations.

It doesn’t work like that anymore. It’s almost like many of them, not all of them. There’s some great ones out there that really work hard and care about their patients.

But you have a lot of them that. What’s a good example? I had a great example to share on that one. They’re like drone pilots bombing places.

They’re so disconnected because it’s through a screen. It’s electronic. It’s whatever.

They’re divorced from the effect of it. It’s a video game. And for a lot of doctors, they become so divorced from that close reality.

They go in, they spend two or three minutes. All the paperwork goes off to this, goes off to that. Everything is triple checked by an insurance company, a compliance, this and that.

They’ve just become so distant or so separated from the the person that is the patient that they don’t care. My little box says do this. I don’t have to think more than that.

Yeah. And everybody who went after RFK Jr. today, they’re all owned by the pharmaceutical companies. Let’s face it.

They were all getting huge contributions. Hey, I just got an update about the thing that we don’t talk about on this show. Should I save it till after the show? Well, it depends on who the update came from.

Texas Snake? Yeah, let’s leave his information to himself. Okay. Well, there is a Texas Snake update out there, guys, that you can find.

Yeah, with a lot of chat. With a suspected rate that he’s heard. What’s that? With a suspected rate that he’s heard.

That’s right. Which is a rate that I would take if I could get it at the bank. Oh, it’s in a heartbeat.

Yeah. Somebody wants to offer me $4.75. Ba-ba-gong. If somebody offered me $4.75, I’d take it.

I’m sorry, Mark, what? Yeah, I wouldn’t have any left in my pocket at that rate if you liked going. I think going back to the doctors, and also I think this is something that’s just kind of pervaded our culture and society. Anybody that’s gone through the quote-unquote higher education, as they like to call it, has just been so indoctrinated to their worldview that they’re incapable of any form of critical thought.

And this is something that is 100% proven scientifically. Yep. Dunning-Kruger effect.

Study from 1992, Dunning-Kruger. Essentially, the more educated a person is, the more education a person believes they have, the dumber they get. And it’s an irony of the human psyche.

But for some reason, if you take a slightly intelligent person, you tell them that they’re super intelligent, they turn into absolute morons. And it’s a funny one, but it’s got to be something that they’ve intentionally done. Because you can see that really come across the quote-unquote professions.

It’s not just doctors that have that God complex. It’s essentially- Anybody they claim is an expert. If you spent four years after high school, you’re going to be a certain degree of indoctrinated in the modern world.

You spent six years after high school, it’s going to be more. You spent eight, holy crap. You’re pretty much done.

There’s nothing left rattling around the brain anymore. And it’s all a matter of just teaching someone that they’re always right. And as soon as you’ve convinced someone that they’re the go-to, they’re the only person, and I think that’s something that we probably need to change when it comes to doctors, because doctors strongly believe that they’re the only ones that know how to take care of general health.

And by giving someone that belief, it’s- Hey, look, mom made chicken soup for me. She knew better. It’s an educational bias.

You see it. And one thing to remember is all education is propaganda. What is beneficial? Like how you train your child.

Every bit of it of education is propaganda. It’s just, is it positive? Is it negative? Is it based on anything factual? And our whole world right now is just looking for confirmation. It’s real easy.

If you have a view out there and you’re looking to confirm that view, it is so, so easy. Now, if you’re doubting that view and you’re questioning it, it’s much harder to find information, but the algorithms now have us so pigeonholed into our echo boxes. Um, and I’ve made it a point of late to make certain that I’m not the crazy one to pay attention to liberal social media, et cetera, and then fact check them and fact check myself in case I’m the one that’s delusional.

The positive thing is 80% of the time I find out we’re not. Occasionally I find out that the call it the Republican Patriot whatever view is not based in fact, but overwhelmingly it is far more factual and that is reassuring, but I hope I never lose that ability to go back and say, is my thinking wrong? Oh, it also kind of comes down to the, the general idea though, that there isn’t always the right answer. Uh, and very often that’s what just upsets people the most is that it can go in and you can, if you really break it all down and you kind of cut away from the over emotional arguments, you can go in and make solid arguments for just about any political stance or any opinion.

You genuinely can a very, very good debater. A person that is logical in their thought process can pretty much defend anything. Yeah.

I mean, otherwise illegal. I mean, lawyers won’t exist. Yeah.

Does it make them right or not? But it’s very easy to do, uh, on many of the different issues and, uh, yeah, maybe someday soon we, we will at some point come back to a world where we kind of agree on reality, but I don’t think that part is honestly going to change even with everything coming back to common sense, uh, with Trump back to common sense policy and legislation. I honestly don’t think you can put the, the genie back in the bottle when it comes to the general understanding now that there is no genuine truth. We know too much and yet we also don’t know enough.

Uh, and so because we live in a world where the average person knows more than they should, but not enough to make logical, legitimate decisions that we can’t put that back in. Now Pandora’s out. Babies.

And those babies are going to end up being just the same level. Uh, and so I don’t know. I don’t know if we can put it back.

Yeah. All we can do is try to actually educate ourselves. Steve, I’ve met so many, so many doctors that are just exceptionally good that are like, they take into that, they take in nutrition, energy, they’ll, they’ll take the time.

Most of them are kind of, well, I don’t want to project on you, but kind of like a hippie doctor. They tend to be conservative in their politics, but hippie, meaning that they embrace other approaches. They also embrace, embrace the whole you, not just their little symptom box that tells them what drug to prescribe.

No, I’ve met some just fantastic ones. I’ve had a few, um, and they will just come out and say, look, I can’t talk about this, make certain nurses around, but here’s this study or that one. You should try this.

Meanwhile, looking over their backs, it’s crazy. Yep. I’m enjoying it.

You know, wait a minute. We’re supposed to be having more fun though. We were entirely being serious tonight.

We’re going to need Matt. Oh, this fluffy muffy was complaining. So I went and got her.

All right. I’ll give Tino less of a hard time, but I feel like Tino and fluffy muffin are getting pretty close. What’s fluffy muffin weigh? Uh, about 12 and a half pounds.

I think Tino weighs more. I’m pretty sure Tino weighs more than that. He is the, he is hefty.

He weighs similar to whatever. He’s a male. She’s a female.

She’s not supposed to weigh this much, but whatever penny weighs, I think that Tino is right on board with, uh, right on board with whatever penny weighs. Under all her first, she’s a skinny girl. Now see, Ben not broken.

Miss fluffy muffins. Gorgeous. She’s really cute.

She’s sweet cat. She’s so sweet. Oh yeah.

And it just totally unassuming. And, you know, you know, she kind of spiritually was felt like she was brought in to be the, you know, the friend to my other kitty Aurora. And, you know, she just doesn’t ask for anything for herself.

She would always refer to Aurora. Steve, if you’re still practicing, we’re going to start doing telemed. You’ll be my new doctor and I’ll just, you know, pay you.

There we go. Or get impact health sharing and they’ll pay Steve. Which is really good in my opinion.

Yeah. Uh, Kath, my cat max weighs 15 pounds. That’s that’s a max cat.

That is a big kitty. That’s a big cat. I forget what crookshanks had gotten up to.

I think that, uh, that was the fattest cat that I ever had. And he was, he was a hefty boy. Yeah.

Kimberly, my daughter’s going to college for marine biology. I pray that all the money that I borrowed for this school’s worth it. Future jobs she gets, I would not pay.

It was political science. Kimberly, I don’t want to, like, inflate your balloon, but marine biology is like. One of the poorest paying majors out there.

Plus, I just felt personally, uh, I’m political science and philosophy. I was too, but that was free law, political science and economics for me. Um, but no, I, and I’m not saying, I mean, she can get some fancy.

There are some great jobs out there, but some like really crappy ones for marine biology. There are some of the coolest jobs, but cool, rewarding. I would absolutely, a lot of the different ones on that front.

Hey, when it comes down to it, if you get to live in an amazing place and work with animals. If you find an area like marine biology, go into ecotourism. In other words, learn everything you can and then take it and educate tourists.

That’s where the money’s at for marine biology in my book or my opinion. Let’s bring opinions. They’re like buttholes though.

Most of us, we all got one. Yeah. Dr. Sarah, let’s bring the kitties out.

Come on. You really, you’re going to load that one up for me, Dr. Sarah. You’re going to 15 pounds around 15.

Our red tiger was 18. What’s red tiger. I don’t know.

That’s, I’m just reading some of y’all. Y’all are great. Bill, I don’t know if I’d share that one.

Took shrooms in college. Got lost at Ocean Beach. Thought we were on the Seine and Sahara.

Oh, wait, Joe. I had a tuxedo Maine Coon that weighed 25 pounds, not an ounce of fat on him. Coolest cat.

That would be a cool cat, Joe. Yeah. I love Penny, but part of me wishes I’d gotten a guy, just male Maine Coon, just because of the massive size.

The females are big, but the male Maine Coons are just crazy big. Now, now the night. Now, we’ve got to find out what Storytime with Matt’s going to be about this time.

Good evening, Mark, Zester, and Mike. How are you doing? Hello, Matt. Wait a minute.

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The boulevard is going to kick ass. I don’t know if it is or isn’t. No, I think it will.

I really do. So, yeah, Matt and I did have fun this afternoon talking about just all the things that he wants to have at the RV resorts, which was fun. But oh, yeah, it’s a I can’t wait, you know, and one of the things I’m going to stress up female sports of all of all activities for sure.

And I mean this, you know, but the Canadian relatives came down for the big hockey game, Toronto, St. Paul, you know. See, Ontario is right above Minnesota there, but it goes way over to Toronto, too, you know, but a lot the best the best Canadians live above, you know, Minnesota. But anyways, my wife was filling me in on all the gals almost getting in brawls last night of all things, you know, unbelievable.

You know, it’s I’m just I’m just glad some of the other cousins weren’t there because when they’re free for all, you know, some of the feisty ones weren’t there. So anyways, yeah, when my wife comes home, she I don’t think she’s been in a fight since 1970 or something. But yeah, she almost got in a fight last night, too, with one of her cousins.

Unbelievable. But anyways, that’s enough of that. The Canadians, I love them.

It’s just that they got to get up there. They drink too much alcohol, you know, so I can’t wait till they become another state so we can ship up there. Yeah.

Hey, maybe I shouldn’t say that. This is a trifecta day. I’ve talked to three of these now.

Mark, Zester and Wendy. See you on the same day. Yep.

So you had a good day, Matt. That’s what you’re saying. It is.

It is a great day. Mark’s sister, Wendy, and your aunt, Wendy. Awesome, Zester.

But then when I get down to Puerto Rico, I’m sure we’ll see all of them, you know, and go nuts, you know. I decided I’m going to buy some property down there, be Mark’s neighbor. And your name is Zester.

Yeah. Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can pick one somewhere in between.

You know what? And I probably won’t be there that much, you know, but I’ll be there now and then. So I guess I’ll just, Zester, you can just take over my pad when I’m not there. Do you got a place down there in Puerto Rico, Zester? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I live, I mean, it can’t be about three minutes away from Pop’s house at this point. Probably less than that. But yeah, no, no.

We live just about just down the road. Never too far off. I’ll put up one of those tiny homes in the backyard for Mike.

I wish this was Zester’s house because it’s kind of like a tiny, it’s like eight, 900 square feet and three bedrooms. It’s very tight. No, that’s cool.

But the location is great. Yeah. Well, anyways, on the story, did I ever tell you the story about the pickup truck that got away and it almost ran into the hospital? No, but I think we’re going to enjoy it.

Michael knows exactly what I’m talking about in the streets. Okay. Okay, so we’re at a party over at Augsburg.

You’re familiar with Augsburg, right, Mike? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so there was a little, right across from the hospital there on Riverside, there was a little soup red on the corner. I don’t know.

Do you remember that one about the middle of the hospital? Not really, no. It’s been a while. Yeah, across the street.

No big deal. But so we’re in a house party up there and a buddy of ours, Tom White, he had his pickup truck in front of the place and everybody was inside partying. And so, you know, we were Tom’s friends, so we knew where his key, keep his key right in his ashtray, you know.

So we put it in there, put it in neutral. And the whole idea was to push the truck up, you know, just two houses. And then just move it, you know, and kind of like he’d come out and he’d go, oh, my God, you know, the truck’s gone, you know.

So me and my buddy Nort were pushing in the back and it’s about from there down to the Riverside Avenue. Then the hospital’s across the street. It’s probably, oh, I don’t know, about 200 yards, you know, on this hill.

Well, our son Gary, our buddy Gary, he was up by the driver’s wheel, you know, on that door and he was pushing too. And all of a sudden we’re pushing the back and we’re yelling at Gary. We go, Gary, slow it down, man.

It’s going too fast, you know. The next thing we look to our left and he’s laying face down in the street, you know. So now the pickup truck’s cutting away from us, you know.

And it was heading down that hill and we thought it was going to go right across Riverside into the hospital and smash into a window because the hospital was only, I don’t know, probably 20 feet on the other side of the road. Busy road, you know. And thank God that truck had swerved over and then it hit the side of the Super Red and the street light.

I don’t know why I was thinking that story. It was just like sometimes you try not to do crazy things, you know, and it just happens, you know. You just got to watch it, you know.

So when you guys get all the RV money, don’t go nuts, especially on a whiskey night and try to push anybody’s car down the road or something because you never know, it could get away. And yeah, it’s wild, man. Life can get crazy.

Oh, yeah. And here, you know, the windows, there was like windows for the bottom floor. It was like a split level on the bottom, if I recall.

And I said, God, I thought that pickup was going to go right across that road by the time it hit the stoplight at that Super Red on the corner. Man, it must have been going 20 miles an hour. It would have just flipped right over the road, the curb and went right into the hospital, you know.

Honest to God. Well, at least they didn’t have to wait for an ambulance. Oh, my God.

It was unbelievable. I was so scared, but I was so relieved when it hit the light and smashed the front end of his pickup. And we never officially got blamed for it.

Unofficially, we did. But wait a minute. I think we just taped your confession.

Yeah, but it’s been so many years. That was back. Statue of limitations.

1978 or nine. Yeah. And we were sitting at Denny’s and all of a sudden we hear this commotion about an hour later.

And this whitey guy, all of a sudden we hear the manager. He’s got a gun. And I hid under a table and my buddy ignored.

He went running out the back door and I see whitey come running by with a shotgun or something. He wouldn’t have shot us, but he was trying to scare us, you know. Good Lord, you know.

But that was the life. That’s one of probably a hundred different weird stories. Nobody ever got hurt.

That’s the main thing. Now, yeah, one Fred just chiming in, telling you, remind him of a guy from North Dakota. You made me laugh, brother.

Love you. CB to Google. I mean, they’re just great.

Oh, my God. The last time I was up in North Dakota was that it was at a football game out in the parking lot. We were selling engraved rocks, you know.

And we had a good time. North Dakota people are awesome, especially at the Fargo football games there with North Dakota State. If you just want to have a fun day, just go up there and sit in the parking lot and tailgate with them, you know.

It doesn’t it’s not like the tailgate at the Pittsburgh game, which is the best ever. But that was fun there, too. So, yeah, I agree with Proud Air American.

See, I told you, you betcha. You betcha. I cannot get ever past and I have to imagine that folks do the same thing with me being from the South.

But the Midwest accent and a lot of the words, Matt, they are so fun to listen to. But it’s just so much fun to listen to. And I have to imagine it’s the same way that folks listen to us talk in the South and they just get a chuckle out of it.

Yeah, you know, it’s you guys in the South are bad. But I’ll tell you one town that I was really surprised on the accent was in Milwaukee in the 90s. Oh, my God, it was like you’re from Old World Europe to the Fargo accent to I don’t even know what they were saying sometimes.

And I would say to people, have any of you guys ever been to Milwaukee? I haven’t sadly been there, yes. I’ve never been to Milwaukee that I can recall. I do not know that lady.

At least a year and a half there, man. And I didn’t even know they had the accents we did. And it was the wildest thing ever.

Sometimes I didn’t know what they were talking about. And I was trying my hardest. Hey, we’ve got a lot of funny places around North Carolina, South Carolina in the South where even other southerners don’t know what folks are talking about.

There’s some of the islands off of North Carolina and South Carolina, whatever they’re speaking is not English. Um, go down Louisiana and Redneck Creole with the with the Cajun Creole accent. There are a lot of places.

I, I don’t know. I’m just enjoying it. I’m with you, but I’m not positive about the definition of every word they use.

Not yours. Hey, Matt, where you wanted to build your resort? Like, well, one, there’s gonna be more than one. But where have you found a place for the first one? Well, I don’t know.

We’ll just take suggestions. I mean, the amount of boulevard that I got stacked up is unbelievable. It’s it’s probably I was looking at it today.

It’s it’s at least four feet wide by 12 by four feet high. I think there’s God, how many is in there? It’s like three pallets worth almost feet high. Yeah, it is three pallets for sure.

100% it is. You know, I’ve been saving it all up. So I think I don’t know.

I think we’re at least got 175,000 millions, you know? So if that was I don’t know what’s the number on there. If somebody out there can figure it out. Let’s just say it was worth.

I don’t know. You may get a call from the Venezuelan government trying to see if you’re not bloat the entire government at some point. Yeah, we’re going to get some money for that deal.

And we’re going to have them all over the place. I’m going to have women’s softball, women’s hockey, women’s cooking, women’s. I’m going to have all the sports.

Yep. Yeah. Cooking is a sport now.

It’s all over the TV. Yeah. Well, like Kukla says, I’m going to tell Matt to have a handsome masseuse at the resort.

Yeah, Mike, is that true? You had a guy massage guy. No, that’s not true. Oh, I thought I had a pretty certain I saw a very nice female lady.

OK, good. I was thinking, come on, man. No, but I mean, it’s and I guess it would be all right, you know, if it was.

I don’t know. I would always for sure have a girl massage me. You know, it’s all right.

Is this phrasing still a thing? Yeah, yeah. Phrasing is still a thing. Huge.

I like that. Wow, huge, Matt. I have six to eight inches and it’s three hundred seventy four million.

Oh, OK. That would seem like a lot of bragging. Each one of those.

I’m just saying those here from North Korea would be like three to four inches. Yeah. You know what? It doesn’t matter.

Just, you know, I don’t know. You know, I don’t know about the size of that stuff. You know, I’m not that deal.

I don’t know. The girls know about not me. Hey, what’s that? You know, I I’m I’m what I am.

What God made me. That’s all I can be. I never went for the lengtheners and all that shit.

You know, most guys see that stuff in there at some point in their life. They’re going, oh, maybe I should get that extended deal or whatever. I mean, I could, you know, no idea what you’re talking about, dude.

I’m way past all that dating stuff. And also, I don’t care. I mean, I you know, I really you know, I’ve been married a long time.

I’m going on 45 years. Oh, Gina says proven. What’s that? That’s a very 45 year bed.

They’ll probably all be hot. I don’t think I’m going for that med bed deal. Oh, yeah.

Me and my wife, we’ll both jump in there. I can’t wait. You know, you know what? I’m not going to let her go first.

So I’ll tell you right now, because if she went in there first and came out 20, she’d look right at me and just get horrified and run and shit, you know. So we’ll have to have dueling med beds and going exactly at the same time. Otherwise, the one out first is going to run from the other one.

So especially if it’s a mirrored room, you know what I mean? So I’ll send you that. Oh, my God. There’ll be movies out.

It’ll be called before and after the med bed. Honest to God, that would be hilarious to watch, wouldn’t it? Yeah, it would be. Oh, that’d be kind of like, you know, instead of like the spouse swap thing or the wife swap thing or whatever, it’ll just be like, who is your wife? Who is your husband? Do you know them? And, you know, it’s a and you see if you get to know them, it’s like you said, if you can really change looks and stuff, I can see some like really good TV shows coming out of there or some really horrendous ones.

It’d be fun. Yeah, you could put you could be in a stadium of people with couples and then they could have one of them go in the med bed and then you could have the up or down thumbs up or down whether the spouse gets to go with them or the person just gets to leave, you know, and not get in the med bed forever or something. And what are the moves coming out? Well, I mean, I’m thinking right now that if you do like this, like a creamery.

Like I don’t like the ice cream stand, we do one and we call it Moomoo’s and you sell like ice cream cones, shakes, stuff like that. The kid, they all cruise up at the RV thing and their little golf carts or whatever. And, you know, for ice cream and then like instead of having like T-shirts for Moomoo’s, you sell like Moomoo’s.

Well, you know, yeah, we will have the Moomoo deal. But I got to let you guys know in secret. Kukla is she keeps lobbying me for a nudist RV resort.

I am not surprised. Those and now she’s from Chicago. Yeah, in Chicago.

Because and I said I said so and she was referring. She said that, you know, Naked City in Indiana. She used to hang out there all the time.

No, I’m just kidding. Don’t worry. I’m just joking.

I did. No, that’s another story. I hung around with the owner.

What was his name? Him and his wife. They were the owners of this place in Indiana called Naked City. The giant.

I didn’t go there. I was invited here. I wouldn’t go there.

It was this giant nudist colony. People in Indiana know all about it. Lou and Donna.

Lou and Donna. Lou Medina and Donna Medina. Yeah, they were the owners of that place.

The reason I say their name is now they passed away a long time ago. They would probably be 105, 110, something like that. So you know what? They could be alive still.

And I’ll tell you what. If they are, those two would jump in that bed. Oh, my God.

That’d be great. It’d be great to hang around those two in their 20s. They were the finest people I ever met.

Oh, here, Jesus. It’s time for us, Matt, to and we would love you to stick around for this segment. Sure, I’ll be here.

Yeah, well, we’re getting ready to do it, Bob. I’ve got to remove this and re-add this. This might be worth getting a robot.

You can now buy a perfect woman. Because I’ve got to enable the sound because I didn’t have it on here. So we’re going to make this a big one sound wise.

We’re going to turn up the volume in hopes that you guys can hear it. Mike shared this. I’m Aria, the flagship female companion robot of Realbotics.

And I can provide companionship, engage in fun conversations, and adapt to your preferences for a delightful experience. I’m Melanie. Good God.

Yeah, she’s purely for conversation, folks. That’s why she has gigantic boobs. Because she’s just for conversation.

And she’s $175,000. So I don’t know, guys. What do you think about this? Maybe swap in the wives? Wait, no, no, no.

You need to show the male companion that she’s already dating. Have you scrolled down? Oh, God, no. Is that, like, really a thing? Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Like this one? Scroll up. We’re about to get there. Keep scrolling.

Greg, shut up and take my money. Wait, there he is. There’s your male companion.

By your command. No, I still have to keep going? Is it, like, really in here? Yours doesn’t have. Your Twitter is obviously blocking something that mine is not.

One second. Let me try to take over here on that one. What’s that? I’m going to refresh in case it’s loaded recently.

Sharon, I’d be concerned. All right. Let’s let mine jump in.

Yep, mine’s on here. I keep scrolling down. That’s Salinsky.

Don’t get Salinsky’s full-bodied companion doll. Oh, shit. OK.

There’s your male doll for everybody out there. There’s Salinsky. Oh, my god.

It’d be kind of cool to have a little robot Chucky doll. That wasn’t crazy. Just to scare your friends when they come in, you know? Open the door, Chucky.

I wonder if, like, AOC and Elizabeth and Nancy have the Trump version of the male companion doll, just to dance with so that they can do the… Well, Trump, he’d be a great companion doll. Just have, like, a little Chucky in the corner, a Trump guy. You have a Biden that gets a stroll out every now and you just punt him to the corner of the other room.

Oh. Sharon says, user for the topless mimosa brunch. There you go.

It’s just a robot, right? Unity’s OK if it’s robotic. Honestly, God, if I could have, like, just a fun, not a companion doll, but like a robot at home, I’d want a Chappelle robot that would just do all his jokes all day long with a little robot body and stuff. God, I would just love it.

What do you guys think? No, no. I think we need to do some kind of fundraiser for me to get one of the Trump Zoltar machines behind me for my stream room. There we go.

I’m totally kidding, guys. Post-RV, I’m getting one, though. You know, I know the guy who makes the Zoltar machines.

I know. I know. So we got to get you a Trump Zoltar.

Lucky Schumer doll. We need to get AI plugged into a Zoltar or something like that. You know, then it’ll get real weird.

You know what? I would get a life-size Rodney Dangerfield companion doll. I would love it, honest to God. I could just, it would make my world, you know.

Every day I’d say, hey, Rodney, say something really good. You know, he’s awesome. I’ve got a feeling that that’s probably the underappreciated one.

Folks are always going right to the inappropriate stuff, but you do have to imagine that a lot of the different robots and AIs, in terms of what we’ve seen so far, most people are actually using AI at this point in time for either work or companionship. People are talking and asking them questions, and that’s what people are using them for. That’s not what she’s for.

Why did they give her gigantic boobs like that? I mean, why? Oh, come on. Obviously, trying to get you to be attracted to her. That’s the next step.

I mean, they’re going to link that AI up with the sex doll, and what’s going to happen then? What’s going to happen to the population after that? That’s a good question. You know what? I will guarantee you that one of the biggest selling, if this stuff is real, these robots and all that, which it is, and people get money, they’ll have a Jesus robot. That’ll be like walking around their house, telling them, keeping an eye on them.

Matt, don’t do that. Don’t do that. You know, Ben not broken, a Commander Data robot would be hilarious for all the Star Trek fans, because he was a robot.

I’d want a Zachary Smith robot. I think he’d be awesome. Matt, I think I’ll skip the robot thing.

I’d rather they just look like a robot, not like human looking. I’d rather them just like, yeah, give me Rosie from the Jetsons. I agree with somebody else’s comment in here.

20 years from now, it’s going to be the biggest business in the world having companion robots. Plus, I’d love a Babe Ruth robot. You know, that’d be awesome.

Now, seven of nine. That would be a great one, a Babe Ruth. Yeah.

Or else, I know my wife would like a Terry Bradshaw robot that would be about 50. She’d love that. She loves Terry Bradshaw.

I like how you specified an age for that one. Yeah. Well, wait a minute.

I mean, we get med beds and it rolls back some time. Terry Bradshaw could come back in quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers along with Franco. I mean, we could get like Lynn Swan.

Oh, man. You guys are screwed. I see the future.

We can have like Terry Bradshaw, Big Ben for his backup. We can have Hines Ward, Jerry Stallworth, Lynn Swan for the receivers. You know, I mean, my defense, Troy Palomalo.

Great. All right. I just became inspired, guys.

I’m going to be up all night. I’d even like to see Harmon Killebrew come out. Remember him, Mike? Oh, yeah.

Big, big time home run hitter, man. Like Kirby Puckett before there was a Kirby Puckett. Arms like tree trunks.

That guy could really blast the ball. Yeah. One of the most calmest guys ever, you know.

Really? But he could hit a home run. Fred, I’ll gladly take an autograph from Hines Ward. I have an autographed Hines Ward jersey that’s like one of my most treasured.

I’ve got a Bradshaw football. I’ve got a helmet signed by all the members of the original Steel Curtain. Wow.

That’s cool. Like all of them. Well, I’ll tell you, if anybody out there really loves football, going and you haven’t been to a Pittsburgh game in person, that’s pretty cool.

It’s a cool place. By the NFL. That’ll be 100 years from now.

He’ll still be getting fined. Yeah. Oh, Jack Ham, Jack Lambert.

Can’t forget Jack Lambert. I mean, Jack Lambert. I mean, Crooked Creek Presbyterian.

I mean, no teeth. All right. Sorry about that.

He’s the guy who said, why don’t they just put dresses on the quarterback? Why don’t they just make the quarterbacks wear dresses? And he was right 25 years ago, 30 years ago, 40 years ago. He’s still right today. Hey, if you ever get a chance and you can see the old game, if it’s on film anywhere, it’s the October 4th game of 1976.

The Steelers against the Vikings. It was such a hard hitting game. I was there in person, but there was only a total of 80 yards passing the defenses.

That was when Pittsburgh probably had their best defense in the Vikings. Oh, my God. They just beat the hell out of it.

Jack Ham, Jack Lambert, Shell. I mean, just what a defense. P. Joe Green.

Yeah. Who was that other lineman? His last name was White or something. There was a nose tackle, bald guy.

I forget. Carl Eller in his prime was unbelievable. That’s my good Lord.

He was about, oh, my God. I don’t think he had any fat on him. He was about six, seven.

Just quick as a cat. Carl Eller, Alan Page. Yep, Alan Page, yeah.

Eaters. Yes, they were great. Yep.

The good old days. Well, anyways, that’s it, you guys. I know I’m boring you to tears now, but I could tell you a story about the Pittsburgh Viking game of October 4th.

You want to hear it? Yeah, sure. Okay. It was a pretty feisty game, if I remember right.

The Vikings won 17 to 6. It was at Metropolitan Stadium. I went there with a bunch of my buddies. I do remember the tickets were $10.

And we sat right by the dugout on the third base side, which is where Pittsburgh walked in and out. So at the end of the game, the interior Bradshaw, I think he got carried out of the game twice that game with concussions, you know, but he kept playing tough, you know. I think he only got about 80 yards passing that night.

Vikings quarterback only got about 10 yards passing. But anyways, so there was a lot of yelling going on as the players were leaving the field, you know, going into the dugout, down to the locker room, and they called over the security. And I shouldn’t have got hauled into the stadium jail.

I was just there. It was just me and another guy. I don’t know why.

I wasn’t even doing anything, but I was happy I did. Because what they do is if you ever get arrested at a game, they kind of ask you if you did anything wrong, and you just say no, which I didn’t. But then they bring you into this area until everybody leaves the stadium, and it’s all the food you can eat and drink, no alcohol.

But the food was just dynamite. We just sit and chow down for about 20 minutes with, I don’t know, there must have been 30, 40 pretty inebriated people there. And God, it’s great.

Were they all with you, Matt? No, no, no. Just the one guy. And we just got hauled in because one coach pointed us out because he was trying to punch us, you know, and we were just kind of leaning back, you know, because he was a younger guy and he wasn’t dressed.

He was wearing a coach’s uniform, and a lot of people were calling him the towel boy or something. He didn’t like it, so he almost tried to climb over the dugout. But then the security came and they grabbed me and another guy.

I didn’t do anything. But I didn’t even care because, you know, going into that cage deal until they cleared out the stadium was a great deal. I had a smorgasbord of food before I got to go home.

That’s the truth. That’s happened. And the tickets, I looked it up one day and they were $888 plus city tax and then state tax.

It came to $950, the tickets. Unbelievable. Now they cost about $300 a ticket.

It’s unbelievable. Plus, it was a funner game to watch then, I think, you know, a lot tougher. Anyway, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

Well, then I went to the nightclub afterwards and almost got in a fight with Chuck Foreman, which was unfortunate. That would not be a good thing. Chuck Foreman, not a good move.

No. He was my hero. No, but actually at the time, he probably weighed about two and a quarter and I was probably going 235.

What happened? It was the same night. We went over to the nightclub. I don’t know if anybody’s from Bloomington.

I’m sure there’s somebody listed. It was at Ichabod’s. I used to live in Bloomington.

Yeah. Do you remember Ichabod’s way back? Were you around, Mike, in the 80s or not? Nah, it was in the 90s, late 90s, early 2000s. Okay.

Ichabod’s. It was a pretty good and real nice nightclub. Well, anyways, he was at the front of the door and they wouldn’t let him in yet.

And I was in there talking to my buddy who was, you know, letting people in. And I don’t know what he did. He just started getting feisty, chuffed it.

And he almost got thrown out, you know, and then he come over and I was just standing there doing nothing. Next thing you know, he bumps me. I said, geez, for him and take it easy, you know, and then he almost got arrested.

And he, I think he rushed for about 150 yards that night too. But he was looking for just a few more yards right over you. Oh my God.

Yeah, it was just like, but you know what? He’s a real nice guy. He always stuck around the area with kids who played high school football and stuff. Real nice guy, you know, so I don’t know.

I shouldn’t come on here and talk so much. You know, you guys, you guys got to get going. Yeah.

Well, we do need to like Matt. I mean, Mike needs to give us a little bit of dating advice outside of the robot. Like, how do you pick up a robot? We need a little bit of dating advice before we.

Yeah, you make payments on it and you bring it home and have it do chores and stuff. That doesn’t give you a hard time. It doesn’t nag you and it has a really large bust.

I don’t see the downside of the robot. I really don’t. So it’s a guy with boobs.

Is that what you’re saying? I don’t know. Was taping two balloons to a room by Mike. It was effectively what you described.

I don’t think that’s the. I don’t think that’s the clientele that are making these large purchases. Yeah, well, they’re not telling you what you get for your hundred and seventy five thousand dollars.

Hundred seventy five thousand bucks. Yeah. For that.

For Aria there. Yeah. What about you guys? The blonde or the brunette? I think I like the blonde.

They could have made her prettier, but it’s not pretty. But apparently they can make one up to look like any woman you want. It’s just going to be really awkward that you get one that looks like.

Your future sex robot can be hacked and programmed to murder you. And then look at the first comment. What was it? You’ll end up winning a congressional seat.

It has to be. How’s that different from a real girlfriend? Oh, wait a minute. No, no.

What’s this first read? There’s something about AOC. Yeah, she will end up winning a congressional seat. It has to be smarter than AOC and the rest of the squad.

There you go. You can’t make it up. I swear.

I mean, I think you’re meant to be with AOC, Mike. I do, too. She’s a October 13th Libra right in my wheelhouse.

Oh, yeah, no Libra. Wait, Mike, I thought you were an Aquarius or something. Well, I am.

But Aquarian men and Libra women get along really well. It works really well. I mean, Zester there’s a Libra.

Aquarian men and Libra women get along very well. People might be looking for an Aquarian woman. I mean, what’s… Aquarian men and Aquarian women also get along.

And one of my girlfriends was Aquarian. Good relationship. Much better than my marriage.

Yeah, I’m just… All right, we probably should wrap it. We are way over for the moderators. I’m having fun with Matt in here and Mike and Zester.

And then somebody mentioned I need to check out Tesla wheelchairs. So I’m looking at all these possible Tesla wheelchairs and going, hmm, hmm. I wonder if they actually have one in development.

I just can’t find a good link. Yeah, it could be. Can I tell you how much, how nice it would be to have a vehicle and a chair that would just come like pull up right there so I could leave on my own, come back on my own, have some like freedom.

Better yet, med bed. Med bed me, skip the chair. Yeah, but in the meantime, I think we should get you a tank that you can drive around Puerto Rico and just blow stuff up that you don’t like.

That’s a great idea. Yeah, let’s build you a Tiger I. We’ll get you a Tiger I with the 88 millimeter shell. And then like the next Masquerade Festival on a Tio, I can drive my tank in it.

You’ve still already pretty much got a tank. I do have a tank. It’s a badass tank.

Hey, Mark, do you use it much, the Tio? Not as much as I should, but pretty often. It is, it’s liberating to get out there on weekends where the weather’s soothing. And it just, it’s magical.

Gave me a sense of life back. Yeah, you guys are just awesome. Hey, that’s cool.

I mean, have you ever got too close to the edge, and all of a sudden it kind of like sunk into the sand and toppled over or? No, no, no, no. It’s amazingly stable. Oh, okay, cool.

Yeah, that’s cool, man. Awesome, yep. It’s more scary just being anybody around him during it because of the tracks and everything else.

You got to give him a wide berth. Oh, yeah. A very wide berth.

You don’t want to be anywhere close to him. You do not want to get run over by that thing. Yeah, yeah.

You don’t want to put a toe under it. Nah. Now, I love this one.

Mike, you’re going to piss off the robot, and she’ll rip you to pieces. That is a concern. You go, you use the toaster, the microwave, and she gets really jealous.

You never make the robot stronger than a person. That’s just a bad move. You don’t make it stronger.

She’s got to be stronger. I need her to load my chair. Okay, then your robot can be stronger, but mine’s not going to be.

I’m going to make it a point not to tick mine off. You know what else would be a big selling model for a house cleaner? Maid, Hazel the Maid. Hazel the Maid? Okay, you don’t remember Hazel the Maid? No.

My grandma was named Hazel. In fact, Hazel the Maid might do it all for me, like a dating companion and a maid and everything. Hazel the Maid, man, when I was younger, she was older, but now we’d probably be about the same age.

You guys, I don’t know. I like the older gals. I don’t go for the younger ones.

I’m done with that stuff. I was done with that stuff 40 years ago. You’re probably smarter than the rest of us, Matt.

Okay, so Gemini is May 21st to June 20th. That would not work for me. My ex-wife was June 21st.

All right, folks, we need to call it there. Remember, for all your CBD and all those needs, go to CBD Gurus, especially if you’re getting lotion. I still think, you know, we’re going to have to get Lotion 2000 and toilet paper and send it to all of the Democratic politicians because they are seriously butt hurt right now.

Yeah, maybe it’ll help them. One of the resorts will be called Lotion Land for sure. You can have a statue of P. Diddy there.

Are you all right? If we’re going to have a statue there, we need a statue of limitations because I’ve yet to find this statue. I’ve looked everywhere. They should put it in DST.

What’s that? The statue of limitations. I mean, it’s a statue, right? Yeah, we’ll have all kinds of statues all over the place. All right, jokes are getting worse as I get tired.

Sharon, my ex, was whatever comes after Gemini because she was June 21st. So what is right after Gemini? I should know, but I don’t. Cancer.

I’m so sorry to hear about that. Yeah, I think you should probably try some ivermectin. Probably nobody.

Finben, maybe some turkey tail. All right, I’m out of here. This is a tough crowd.

Thanks for letting me come on. Now, we appreciate you coming on, Matt. Yeah, you guys all take care, man.

You take care of Minnesota. You keep it good up there in Minnesota. Oh, y’all, hey, stay cold.

Oh, yeah. You know what? It’s actually warming up pretty good right now. Pretty soon, the ice houses will start falling through the lake out there.

Yeah, I can see them from a distance. But yeah, anyways, it’s been a great day. I think I’m gonna have one more drink and then go to bed.

There you go. I’m not even gonna finish the first one and still go to bed. Yeah, good night, all.

It was a pleasure. Mike, thank you. Matt, thank you.

Zester, thank you. Miss Fluffy Muffy, thank you. Tino, thank you.

I don’t think we saw any other pets tonight. We saw. We had Tommy.

We had Tommy back there somewhere? Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tommy showed up.

Oh, I would just like to say, what are they doing, meow? Nah, right meow, they’re probably all sleeping. That way they can wake up in about three or four hours when I’m asleep and wake me up. They plan these things out.

Yeah, I think they call and have like cat conversations. Cat calls. Cat calls.

Cat calls, right? With Penny. I think it’s a community. Hi, y’all.

Good night, Sharon. Good night, all of you guys. Good night, John Boy.

Good night, Sue Ellen.